Funniest Song Lines Of All Time (to me)

Flight of the Conchords - Jenny

"That's why I said 'wasn't it'"

Barenaked Ladies - If I had $1000000

"But not a real green dress, that's cruel'"

David Brent - Lady Gypsy

"She laid me down on a bed of heather / She said, please be careful, this is what I sell / I said, you're a hooker she said, no, I mean the heather."

Oasis - Married with Children

"I hate the books you read and all your friends"

The Beatles - I'm So Tired

"...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git"

"Hamilton" - You'll Be Back

King George III: I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love

"Hamilton" - The Schuyler Sisters

Angelica: Burr, you disgust me.
Burr: Ah, so you've discussed me!

The Smiths - Girlfriend in a Coma

"Do you really think she'll pull through?"